I am on a mission to find the best-frozen coffee style drink in NYC. Really just looking for something frozen, refreshing, non-alcholic for a hot summer day. I abhor settling for a Starbucks frappe but have had trouble finding the right alternative.
Any recommendations?
When people say frappé...idk why but I always make sure to say Frappuccino back. We don't fucking sell frappés. Frap doesn't bother me and Frappuccino obviously doesn't bother me but I always wanna tell people to go to McDonald's if they want a frappé. Am I just crazy? Does it bother anyone else?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Fang beat us to the door, but only to hold it for Edgar and I and the couple behind us. Edgar proceeded silently while I looked at Fang to thank him. He nodded and replied, "No problem."
The dimly lit neutral color schemes and the strong scents of coffee made my steps just a little shorter and steadier. Edgar, on the other hand, leaned on a wall and pulled out his phone. Fang, after seeing no one left outside, walked toward our place in line, adjusting his hat, crossing his arms, and looking around for windows and people.
"Hey, guys," I said. "Check this out! They're selling those apple cider drinks again." Edgar and Fang turned their heads, but Edgar turned back to his phone while Fang replied, "I've wanted to try those since last week, but I wanted an iced tea just as bad."
"You like iced tea?"
"Yeah. I'm not so big on coffee or anything like that. I like something refreshing and not too sweet or creamy."
"I know what you mean. I also like iced tea, but I would like something sweet and creamy this time."
"Hey," Fang chuckled as he threw his crossed hands up. "You do you, man."
Us three inched toward the register as Fang and I looked around until we were close enough to observe the displayed items.
I sighed with a smile once I spotted the classic glazed donuts.
"Man, classic glazed would go so well with the apple cider drink," I said to myself. "Maybe I should take two or three, perhaps split some with Fang and Edgar unless they want something else."
I asked Fang and Edgar what they'd like to order. Fang replied, "I'll just take a spinach and artichoke panini or two. And an apple cider drink."
Edgar nearly ignored us when his scarf snuck a poke on his shoulder and pointed at me.
"Oh, yeah. Just a frappé."
"Would you like something to eat?"
"No." Edgar sighed. "I ate something before I got here, so."
"Okay. If you change your mind, we'll be here for quite a while."
"Sure."
I looked up when I noticed a new item. "Hey, they're selling eggnog! I know you're into that."
"I had one yesterday."
"Oh, okay. So just a frappé."
"Yeah."
Finally we were close enough to the register to order our items. Edgar slid his phone down his pocket and crossed his arms to look ahead. Fang and I maintained eye contact with the clerk, but I couldn't help but to join Edgar for a few seconds when Fang spoke.
"Hi, my name is Stacy," the clerk greeted. "What would you like to order?"
Fang said, "Yeah, can I get two spinach paninis with the apple cider drink?"
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They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
They’re on standbi
Here Frappé rules the land during summer.
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
As in, literally cold coffee and not to be confused with frappé. I tried it and at the beginning was kind of weirded out by it, but now I like it. Great summer option for a coffee addict.
Pilot on me!!
