Wife: you forgot to get the evaporated milk. It was on the list.

######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it

Wife: don't you dare

Me: it must've evaporated

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📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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👤︎ u/lloo69
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Never been here before again

Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"

[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]

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👤︎ u/HoaleBoy
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Heard this at a grocery store today

Customer: Do you guys have any evaporated milk?

Employee: Sorry, it's all gone...

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📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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Got my girlfriend in the grocery store.

Her: Hey, do you know where they keep evaporated milk here?

I: Well, if it's evaporated milk, then it's in the air around us!

I immediately got a sigh and a "seriously?" look.

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