A list of puns related to "Evaporated milk"
######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it
Wife: don't you dare
Me: it must've evaporated
Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"
[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]
Customer: Do you guys have any evaporated milk?
Employee: Sorry, it's all gone...
Her: Hey, do you know where they keep evaporated milk here?
I: Well, if it's evaporated milk, then it's in the air around us!
I immediately got a sigh and a "seriously?" look.
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