A list of puns related to "Instant coffee"
Nescafé tasers’ choice
She's quite sankamonious.
SO i work in a store and basically:
A new girl had started and was scanning through this couples items. Last on the list was a £5 jar of Nescafe Gold. As she scanned it through the man went to grab it and it fell and broke. I instantly turned round to her, looked her dead in the eye and said "Now thats what I call... Ground Coffee"
My boss started laughing as did everyone at my Till and she was laughing shouting "Its not funny".
I do this every time she drops a jar of coffee.
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