A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"

Go ahead, prove me wrong

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📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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I think I found the “G spot” at work today..
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👤︎ u/BabyBlue14
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:

"Give me back my guitar!"

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I am a g o d
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📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.

The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.

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📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I just found that the letters ‘t’ and ‘g’ are too close to each other on the keyboard.

I’m never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.

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📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.

That's ok. No biggie.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Some people may think you're a pussy but I think you're a G, Natalia
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📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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I can't stand these newfangled Zero-G cars.

They drive me up the wall

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📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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R.I.G. (Spoon Rest)
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📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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I'm definitely O.G. for having the original iPhone.

No, you were 2g.

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👤︎ u/rUcKuS858
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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What did the cops think when Notorious B.I.G. died?

They thought it was no Biggie.

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📅︎ May 23 2014
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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