How do cowboys sent secret messages?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
The other day a cowboy stopped by our house and asked my Dad if he could help him round up 18 cows.
"Sure thing, pardner. That's 20 cows," says Dad.
Did you hear about those cowboys who started a choir?
They weren’t very good at first, but they practised and now they’re an OK Chorale
What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
Why did the cowboy start making lassos?
What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
How do you say hi to a chinese cowboy?
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggie
What do you call a rascal cowboy?
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
What did the cowboy say about the missing cattle?
What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo.
What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?
What do you call an impotent cowboy?
Why did cowboys ride horses?
If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?
A new car has been launched for American cowboys...
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
The most underrated part of being a cowboy...
...is having a stable income.
What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?
I’m brimming with disdain for you
My brother, who’s a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.
He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Why did the cowboy adppt a dachshund?
Someone told him to 'Get alonnnnng little doggy.'
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Cowboy: Who's that they're hanging?
Barman: That there is the Brown Paper Kid.
Cowboy: Brown Paper Kid? Never heard of him. What did they get him for?
Barman: Rustling.
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
An old cowboy and his horse
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.
Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.
He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."
A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.
Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"
The cowboy says "I had to walk home".
**Cowboy stares at something wrong**
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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If I die and come back as a cowboy...
It would be reintarnation
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
What do call a happy cowboy?
If you wear cowboy clothes ...
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
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