I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
It's a regular penacea!
If only you could see me now
So we did it squid pro quo
It didn't show up.
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
I'm drawing a blank...
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
Luckily the ink washed off after a couple days
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
They have a lot ink-common.
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
Because it kept running out of the pen
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
My friends name is Paige. She asked me to help with names for her etsy store to sell paintings, crochet stuff, alcohol ink things, and pottery. Paige despises puns. Please help me with some good pun names for her shop.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
It's a tat 2 studio
Monsters Ink
...but I just don't see it.
Especially if it’s a family owned business
Monsters Ink
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"
The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."
No one expects the Spanish ink sedition
But the ink kept washing away.
Because it always ran out of the pen
It became indelible.
Because I just farted.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...
