Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Would drinking invisible ink kill you?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiroBrowe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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I accidently drank a bottle of disappearing ink

Now I'm sitting in the ER waiting to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avenja99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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I’m sitting in the hospital emergency room after drinking invisible ink…

waiting for someone to see me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...

apparently the paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?

Because it was being ink-cubated

He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryptan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Luke Skywalker works at an Inking and Piercing Parlor. What is his specialty?

Tatooine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaizesparks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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My wife and I decided to get matching ink on vacation, so I got a tat

And she got a tat too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...

Me: Have you been going to the gym?

Him: Yeah, actually! Why?

Me: Because you look...toner.

Him: God damn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Everyone Was Shocked When I Got My Tattoo In Madrid

Nobody expects the Spanish Ink-Precision!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.

I need a Plan B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call it when the spring of a pen comes out of it abruptly?

Offspring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?

Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.

It didn't show up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What doctors specialize in quenching thirst?

Dr Ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsSoCoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night

If only you could see me now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I don’t th-INK you should
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohboyitsmax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?

I'm drawing a blank...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearlyNOTinsane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.

She told me she doesn't see them catching on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My last pen is nearly out of ink

One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarGodAKJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonMan690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pparten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.

She said, β€œI can’t even write now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Dad punsare always fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffl3copter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I decided to name my pig Ink

Because it kept running out of the pen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedmilne06
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What do squid say when they smell something gross?

Wow, it really β€œinks” in here πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jen_Klen
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink

...but I just don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Never dip your pen in company ink.

Especially if it’s a family owned business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasVanilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Dad gets some ink

A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.

Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.

After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.

Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"

The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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I accidentally drank some invisible ink

I'm at the ER now, waiting to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink

I'm currently at the hospital waiting to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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Accidentally drank invisible ink

I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Noob_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why was the little ink drop crying?

Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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