Where do Jedi go to get inked?
Would drinking invisible ink kill you?
I accidently drank a bottle of disappearing ink
Now I'm sitting in the ER waiting to be seen.
I’m sitting in the hospital emergency room after drinking invisible ink…
waiting for someone to see me
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?
Because it was being ink-cubated
He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.
Luke Skywalker works at an Inking and Piercing Parlor. What is his specialty?
My wife and I decided to get matching ink on vacation, so I got a tat
My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...
Me: Have you been going to the gym?
Him: Yeah, actually! Why?
Me: Because you look...toner.
Him: God damn it.
Everyone Was Shocked When I Got My Tattoo In Madrid
Nobody expects the Spanish Ink-Precision!
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
What do you call it when the spring of a pen comes out of it abruptly?
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
What doctors specialize in quenching thirst?
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
I don’t th-INK you should
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
My last pen is nearly out of ink
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
I decided to name my pig Ink
Because it kept running out of the pen
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink
...but I just don't see it.
Never dip your pen in company ink.
Especially if it’s a family owned business
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
Dad gets some ink
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"
The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."
I accidentally drank some invisible ink
I'm at the ER now, waiting to be seen.
I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink
I'm currently at the hospital waiting to be seen
Accidentally drank invisible ink
I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...
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