I took my exam in a restaurant
because the customer is always right
I ordered pulled pork in a restaurant this evening.
I was working as a waiter in a restaurant and my boss enjoyed playing jokes on me.....
....wasn’t so funny when I turned the tables though was it.
TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.
I knew a man who worked in restaurants his entire life. On his death bed, he told me he regretted that he never left to follow his dreams..
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice squid pro quo.
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
If you're ever in India you have to check out my favorite restaurant
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.
He said that he stopped forking around.
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.
“‘Kay, so...” the waiter started
I went to this restaurant called Warren one time in college
It really was a terrible buffet
From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
Restaurant in Loveland, CO
Me with my friend in a restaurant after finishing food
Waiter asking me how would you like to pay sir? Cash or Card!
Me looking at my friend: PayPal
I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
I hear Finland doesn't have takeout containers in restaurants....
Because people always finnish their meals.
What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?
"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.
It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied,
"The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?
What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?
A guy starts choking on his food in a restaurant.
A doctor sees the man choking and springs into action. He runs across the restaurant, pulls the man out of his chair, pulls the man's pants down, and licks his butt. The man coughs hard, and the food is dislodged from his throat.
Grateful, he turns to doctor and says, "Thank God you knew the Hind Lick Maneuver!"
The sign in this restaurant says “Please wait for hostess to be seated.”
I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.
I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....
...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
A man takes his wife to an unusual restaurant where you must stand in separate lines for each food item ...
As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.
He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. “What would you like to drink?” he asks.
“A glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.
Sometimes there is no punch line.
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.
Check, mate.
Checkmate.
Can I get the check, mate?
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