I work in a bar. Today a lady looked at our wine list, bad-mouthed the soil the grapes grew in, and tried to get us to discount her bill.

I said, "You pay full price, ma'am. We don't negotiate with terroirists."

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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