Hare today, gone tomorrow
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2023
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No matter how hard I try to line this wallpaper up, it’s always just a hare off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueScreenDeath
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2022
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Just a hare off the mark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Don’t you guys hate it when you have hare in your soup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supdawggg00
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Hare-ass-ment for y'all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctucrus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I was gonna tell a joke about the tortoise and the hare

But I thought it might be a little too racy for you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Took me a second…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyin_lynx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2022
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Bad hare days...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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A hare huh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemlord11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjhoneycut2478
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Do you think they smell like burnt hare?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpeanutyeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I broke up with my rabbit.

Now they're just some bunny that I used to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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Rabbit season must be stressful. I hear it causes hare loss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Help give my pet rabbit a job title

Chief of Hoperations? Director of fuzz? Give me your best, most official sounding titles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstew96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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When it comes to wages some people don't carrot all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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They did a brain transplant on a rabbit.

It died, but just by a hare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherSlug
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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Holiday Puns

I'm looking any one-liner holiday themed puns.

Here are some I have come up with: 'Irish I was your agent' ( for St. Paddy's Day ), 'Never forget these gourd times' ( for Thanksgiving ), ' Happy Challah Days' ( Shabbat ), 'I love you a latka' ( Hanukkah ), 'Fo-Gelt About it' ( Hanukkah ), 'We're all rebels without a Claus' ( Christmas ), 'Chemes-tree is important' ( Christmas ), 'Does my hare look good' ( Easter )...

I have a newsletter I send and want to include some good puns / make a meme for upcoming holidays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolTomatoh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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Quick r/puns, give me a punny rabbit name

First and last name preferably, containing some rabbity pun. for a creative writing assignment. I suck at puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkmozart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How does Judy from Zootopia stay in shape?

She does a lot of hare-obics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutraliscool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Not just barbers

Quirky animal lovers use their hare to express themselves

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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How does a rabbit stay warm during the winter?

Hare!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juaninamil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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I just realized my co-worker is homophonic . . .

. . . he keeps using the wrong words. It sounds right when he talks, but when he's writing it's just a mess.

>Weight a minute, look over their, those guise are using hare brushes on a whores!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamonlyoneman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards in a single-file fashion?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waxattacks
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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What do you call a group of bunnies going backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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