Ham Sandwich Puns

The bartender says we don't serve food here

Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

Edit; Sorry that this is causing so much controversy in Dad joke world. My Dad literally told me this joke and it totally is a 'Dad joke' in my eyes!

Edit 2 Just want to say some of these comments have had me in bits! Keep them coming Dads! #DadPower

But that’s just Hawaii roll.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"

It walks up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

The bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here

The bar tender says “sorry sir, we don’t serve food here”

Ham sandwich walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says "We don't serve food here"

Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

The bar tender said "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

He orders a pint of beer and the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

the bartender looks at him and says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

The bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Bartender says, "Sorry , we don't serve food here".

Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.

Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here

Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

He orders a beer but the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

The Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here."

Then the barista says;" Sorry we don't serve food here."

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

He orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”

...and orders a beer. The bartender promptly says, "We don't serve food here."