Football Stadium Puns

A list of puns related to "Football Stadium"

Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?

All the fans are at home.

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👤︎ u/iiToaster
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?

He was a horrible commentater.

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👤︎ u/GoldenYLP
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What did the security guard dog say to the drunk fan at the football stadium?

“Sir, if you want to get ruff, we can take this to the barking lot.”

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👤︎ u/kailebeverettart
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a group of Mexicans napping outside a football stadium?

The Siesta Bowl

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

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👤︎ u/Oilcup
📅︎ Jun 13 2016
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So the football stadium at my university is located across the railroad tracks from a very old cemetery...

My family comes up to visit and see the campus and as we drive down the road between the stadium and the cemetery I mentioned to them how hard it is to get tickets this year. Pointing in the direction of the cemetery, my dad proceeds to say "oh I bet they're just dying to get in!"

Groans all around.

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👤︎ u/OutgoingBuffalo
📅︎ Aug 07 2015
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