Why did the football stadium get so hot after the game?

All the fans left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Top_Service_6152
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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I was given a tour around a football stadium once by a man from the West Country.

He showed me everything. The pitch, the equipment stores, even the players’ changing rooms! As we toured the booths, I noticed in one of the seats there was a potato. I was a bit bemused, so I pointed and asked, β€œWhat’s that?” And he looked at me and said β€œOh that? Why that’s just a common β€˜tater.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2021
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Why are football stadiums so cool ?

because every seat has a fan in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Why is it always so drafty in football stadiums?

Because of all the fans.

Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?

All the fans are at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiToaster
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?

He was a horrible commentater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What did the security guard dog say to the drunk fan at the football stadium?

β€œSir, if you want to get ruff, we can take this to the barking lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a group of Mexicans napping outside a football stadium?

The Siesta Bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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So the football stadium at my university is located across the railroad tracks from a very old cemetery...

My family comes up to visit and see the campus and as we drive down the road between the stadium and the cemetery I mentioned to them how hard it is to get tickets this year. Pointing in the direction of the cemetery, my dad proceeds to say "oh I bet they're just dying to get in!"

Groans all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutgoingBuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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Why are football stadiums so cool?

Because every seat has a fan in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oilcup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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