A list of puns related to "Football stadium"
All the fans left
He showed me everything. The pitch, the equipment stores, even the players’ changing rooms! As we toured the booths, I noticed in one of the seats there was a potato. I was a bit bemused, so I pointed and asked, “What’s that?” And he looked at me and said “Oh that? Why that’s just a common ‘tater.”
because every seat has a fan in it
Because of all the fans.
Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.
All the fans are at home.
He was a horrible commentater.
“Sir, if you want to get ruff, we can take this to the barking lot.”
The Siesta Bowl
My family comes up to visit and see the campus and as we drive down the road between the stadium and the cemetery I mentioned to them how hard it is to get tickets this year. Pointing in the direction of the cemetery, my dad proceeds to say "oh I bet they're just dying to get in!"
Groans all around.
Because every seat has a fan in it.
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