Have you heard about the new greens keeper at Wembley? The one doing all the experimental grass cutting techniques.

His colleagues are calling him the avant-gardener

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Two old ladies on a train.

"Where are we? Wembley?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, likes go for a drink."

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