As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.
But it just wont cut it.
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
I replied, "Hey, there is a Son Day every week!"
Me: Don’t forget its son day too.
Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!
... Totally in my Element.
Extra Karma... I hope.
He said it was his pleasure.
...from the fruits of our labor
"You know, if they had a bunch of different fruits from around the universe and made it into a jam they would call it a Space Jam."
I'm so damn proud of him.
It's a running joke.
Happy Father's Day to all Dads that make us laugh with their ridiculous jokes!
To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out
When Vader is force choking Orson Krennic and says, “Don’t choke on your ambitions.”
My son looked at my and said, “Ha Ha! Dad joke!”
So proud.
It always falls on Son-day
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse “what’s with the long face”
For them, it's irrelephant.
Papa No Grinny.
Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!
My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.
I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
Wait till to hear what Matt Gaetz got!
It seems to have been a really long day this year
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
But Son day happens once every week
Now she's just waffling.
His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”
Happy Father’s Day!!
"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."
When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."
The phrase was: "good night"
... but every week there's a sunday.
Pretty bald move if you ask me
...when it’s officially Finnished?
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
To start, I’m a pretty big dude and sweat easily. At home, I have a big tower fan aimed at me 24/7. My wife hates the fan and it’s often a topic of “discussion”.
This morning, my wife gave me the heads up that my 7 yo son’s card was all his idea.
The card he made had a very detailed drawing of my tower fan on the front. I looked at it confusedly and opened it up to read:
“Dad, you are FANtastic!”
Best Father’s Day ever.
It funny that Father day is actually on Sunday (Sonday). Happy Father day everyone.
http://imgur.com/a/LENyj
He could feel his presents.
When I asked what happened to the old ones he said “ they decided it was time to go to wire college”
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
When I was about 5 years old, my dad told the greatest dad joke. He’d be driving the family through our neighborhood and would say “Look! A man wearing a dress!” My siblings and I would look around and laugh with my dad. We loved when he would say this (it was like an absurd scavenger hunt) but my mother absolutely hated it. “Where? What are you talking about Tom?!” She actually got angry since she couldn’t see the man wearing a dress either. Since he would do this on a semi-regular basis to make us laugh, it became a problem with my mom and she ended up getting so angry as to forbid him saying it ever again.
I never really understood what was going on since I was so young, but I really missed the man wearing a dress joke. At one point, I thought the joke referenced a nearby business with a kilted man for a mascot. A few years ago, I asked my dad what the joke was.
“Oh! It wasn’t the sign,” he told me. “We had a family in the neighborhood with the last name ‘Manwaring’. When we would drive by their house, I’d point at their mailbox and say ‘Look, a Manwaring address!’”
I was too young to read at the time so it took 20 years to be in on his brilliant pun.
Me: Yeah, but it’s son day as well.
