Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the living door fall over?
He was knocked unconscious!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What kind of table is most likely to fall over?
An uns table. (Just made that up)
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why did the milk fall over?
It's difficult to stand when you lactose!
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because theyβre two-tired!
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︎ Aug 25 2019
What do you call a bunch of idiots that fall over?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
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︎ Jun 18 2017
A woman falls into a well. Her husband immediately puts a cover over it.
Well that got dark quickly
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Why did the drug addict fall over?
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Why didnβt the horses house fall over?
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︎ Apr 06 2018
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why did the motorbike fall over?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ May 12 2019
"Why did the bike fall over"
Because it was "two tired"!
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︎ Nov 21 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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︎ Jan 16 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why do bycicles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
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︎ May 22 2018
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Feb 21 2018
Why does a bicycle fall over?
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︎ May 13 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ May 04 2018
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tyred.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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︎ Jul 02 2016
Why the bicycle fall over?
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