Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the living door fall over?

He was knocked unconscious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What kind of table is most likely to fall over?

An uns table. (Just made that up)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?

Because they tip well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LMB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint

Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why did the milk fall over?

It's difficult to stand when you lactose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stdoubtloud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they’re two-tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a bunch of idiots that fall over?

Dumb-n-oes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekrub1022
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeman_27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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A woman falls into a well. Her husband immediately puts a cover over it.

Well that got dark quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Why did the drug addict fall over?

He tripped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why didn’t the horses house fall over?

It was stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjifu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired..

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qubirt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was Two Tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reefer_rat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TicklemeFTR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why did the motorbike fall over?

Two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EranorGreywood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigred2523
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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"Why did the bike fall over"

Because it was "two tired"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISTY_FLATCHESTIA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeemoTheOverlord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrohectical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why do bycicles fall over?

Because they are two-tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michelpulha
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamboodie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Why does a bicycle fall over?

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipnrip
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigHummer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it's too tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopal00p
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deep_phobias
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tyred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BorisOfMyr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hrick11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Why the bicycle fall over?

It was too tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActionJackson22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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