How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
My cousin had a bad experience on the tram
Getting interviewed for a job as a blacksmith: Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing a horse?
Me: No, but I once told a donkey to F off.
Do any of you have experience making Moroccan Rolls?
I found a recipe in a magazine but I wasn't sure about it because the recipe calls for thyme and a bunch of other spices. I had them all, but unfortunately they were all expired. I decided to make them anyways, took them to a party, and they ended up all being eaten, everyone thought they were delicious.
I guess what they say is true.
People love that old thyme Moroccan roll.
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
Had my first camping experience last week
I still experience long-lasting psychological effects from having a childhood friend that took offense at everything I did.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
I had the craziest camping experience last night.
My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
The first time i used an elevator it was an uplifting experience
But the second time it let me down
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
First experience with flying.
The first time my daughter was on a plane, she looked out and saw the ground crew, and asked what they did. I proudly said that they are the "monbacks". When the plane pushes back from the gate they holler to the pilot "MON BACK....MON BACK".
I went for a job interview today, he asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience in a nutshell?"
I said, "I've never had a job working in a nutshell."
I once had to fly with no prior experience.
Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Having surgery with local anesthesia is a SCARRING experience
What do plumbers experience in their sleep?
For the best auto body experience
I experience winter for the first time in 26 years, and i have to say
During an interview, I was asked how much experience with Photoshop I have...
I replied "I'm so good at Photoshop I make Mother Teresa look like Donald Trump."
I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.
There were just too many elephants in the room
I had an out of body experience recently.
The colonoscopy wasn't the best experience of my life.
But it was right up there.
Donating blood can be A-positive experience
But sometimes it can B-negative.
I heard it was an electrifying experience
Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.
I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.
Yesterday, I had a near sex experience.
I saw my wife flash before my eyes.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience
The second time let me down
The first time I rode an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
The first time I ever used an elevator was a real uplifting experience.
The second time was a big let down!!!
My first time in an elevator was a very uplifting experience
The second time let me down
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience
The second time let me down.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience...
The second time let me down 🙁
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