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Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.
I'm fat, because I'm full of experiences...
.....and most of these experiences involved Mexican food.
After a really bad experience with alcohol, I gave up drinking altogether.
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
Do you know where I had my most awkward experience?
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
Getting interviewed for a job as a blacksmith: Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing a horse?
Me: No, but I once told a donkey to F off.
Do any of you have experience making Moroccan Rolls?
I found a recipe in a magazine but I wasn't sure about it because the recipe calls for thyme and a bunch of other spices. I had them all, but unfortunately they were all expired. I decided to make them anyways, took them to a party, and they ended up all being eaten, everyone thought they were delicious.
I guess what they say is true.
People love that old thyme Moroccan roll.
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
My cousin had a bad experience on the tram
Had my first camping experience last week
I had the craziest camping experience last night.
I still experience long-lasting psychological effects from having a childhood friend that took offense at everything I did.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said
The first time i used an elevator it was an uplifting experience
But the second time it let me down
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
First experience with flying.
The first time my daughter was on a plane, she looked out and saw the ground crew, and asked what they did. I proudly said that they are the "monbacks". When the plane pushes back from the gate they holler to the pilot "MON BACK....MON BACK".
I went for a job interview today, he asked, "Can you tell me about your previous work experience in a nutshell?"
I said, "I've never had a job working in a nutshell."
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
I once had to fly with no prior experience.
Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Having surgery with local anesthesia is a SCARRING experience
For the best auto body experience
What do plumbers experience in their sleep?
I experience winter for the first time in 26 years, and i have to say
Yesterday, I had a near sex experience.
I saw my wife flash before my eyes.
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience
The second time let me down
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
The first time I rode an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.
The first time I ever used an elevator was a real uplifting experience.
The second time was a big let down!!!
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience
The second time let me down.
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