I recently got a job as an elevator operator

It has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gagi11030
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” I replied, β€œDon’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...

β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tskcool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I used to be an elevator operator

It had its ups and downs. There was this kid who would come in and try to interfere with my job. Man, he really knew how to push my buttons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnowBuddysPerfect
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2013
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The elevator operator at work got me today.

I'm a construction worker in NYC. At my current job site we're working on a new super tall building, the second tallest in the city. Attached to the building is a temporary construction elevator for moving people and materials up to the upper floors.

So I get in the elevator and it's only me and the operator. We chit chat for the ride up and I ask "So what's it like being an elevator operator for this building?"

He replies "Oh you know, it has its ups and downs"

In hindsight I think I walked right into that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercurydriver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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What did the pancake say to the elevator operator?

Sir! Up, please.

(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w_r_e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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My dad dropped this one in the elevator... I literally cringed and laughed at the same time

I was helping my grandmother with one of those elevators for the elderly and the disabled, and in order to make it go up, I had to keep a button pressed down.

Me: Hey, dad! Look at how good I am at this. Perhaps I should get job as an elevator operator.

Dad: Son, don't go down that road, it's not a good job.

Me: And why is that?

Dad: I heard it has lots of ups and downs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyBirch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Wifes grandpa, has been one for a while.

While in the elevator at carlsbad caverns. Turns to the operator and says, This job must have its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iziesDAD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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I worked as an elevator operator

The job had its ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gt_inferno1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Being an elevator operator isn't easy

It has ups and downs too.

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