A list of puns related to "Dry Cleaner"
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
but got fired for wasting time. They said I had more PRESSING matters.
He had pressing business to attend to elsewhere.
He understood he had pressing matters.
"If they were wet cleaners, they probably would've put it out."
Friend: My dry cleaner turned out to be a front for drug dealers.
Me: I thought you were supposed to launder money, not dry clean it.
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