How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squishybats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What do you call a fuck on drugs?

A quack head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditmaaaaayn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What do you call a reference book on drugs?

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilighttruth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How do you call a duck that does drugs?

Quackhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tchibodacoffee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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How do people on drugs greet each other?

With a high five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call an alchemist on drugs?

Philosopher stoned

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How do you make sure your drug deals remain perfectly neutral?

You drop acid and touch base!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What kind of drugs do ducks do?

Ans: >!Quack!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midnight1938
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My friends invited me to do drugs on the docks

The Pier pressure is heavy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What drugs do teachers use?

Crystal math

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...

Slim shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsyourboi103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgf5823
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed β€œangle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a person who is having withdrawals after stopping using drugs?

Lack-dose intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sande24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?

Tumble weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a female hero on drugs?

Heroin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnBillyBob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a drug on wheels?

A Cycledelic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ndrwtn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a smart drug abuser?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call a pirate on drugs?

Crack Sparrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natopotatomusic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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How do drug addicts breath?

CocaINe, cocaOUTe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental-Master
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.

They both crack people up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sombody_somwere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Don't do drugs kids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nocturnal1401
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What do you call an Octopus addicted to drugs?

A crack-en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?

High Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuffbox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Don't do drugs kids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What do you call a pilot on drugs?

A high flier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sky5598
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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what do you call an orchestra on drugs?

contra-band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibur039
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you get if you give a boat drugs?

A speedboat

[Disclaimer]: I don’t encourage the use of drugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miloklaas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a drug sniffing dog?

A meth lab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxorus73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Me: Hey [friends name] What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

My friend: If you say an addictionary, I’m gonna punch you in the face.

Me: I was gonna say high definition, but yours even better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax317
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Where do spiders get their drugs?

The deep web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BustACappuccino
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a drug addicted Alligator?

A Crackodile...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A Mariguana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_B0b4_F3tt_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call a duck that's high on drugs

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What kind of drugs do ducks take ?

Quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a pirate on drugs?

Crack Sparrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natopotatomusic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What type of drugs do ducks do

Quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceCamoMaster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfieTreacy69420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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