Wanna know what disappointment feels like?
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︎ May 11 2021
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I ordered a self help tape called, "How to handle disappointment."...
When the package came....the box was empty.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Her first disappointment
Yesterday my almost 3 year old daughter was took my ears and said:
"Daddy, I took your ears. You don't have your ears anymore"
Me: "what?"
She: "Daddy, I took your ears. You don't have your ears anymore"
Me: "What?"
She: "You don't have your ears anymore"
Me: "But what? I cannot hear you, because I don't have my ears anymore"
She looked, understood wat I was saying and then turned to me at me with a face of huge disappointment...
I still think it was funny though
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︎ Apr 27 2019
My Life has been nothing but a disappointment. The Last 5 Years looked promising, but no such luck. After trying My Best, I've decided if One More Thing upsets me again, I'm calling it Quits.
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I bought a self-help book online, called "How to Handle Disappointment".
When the package arrived it was empty. They also charged me twice.....lesson learned.
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︎ May 09 2019
The new Double Wookie Burger at the Mos Eisley Cantina is a disappointment.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
My uncle just sighed and shook his head in disappointment
My uncle said to my grandmother that he saw a picture of Jane Fonda when she was younger and he said she was really cute. I say across the room, "I guess he was really Fonda her"
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︎ Jul 08 2016
Ran into this one and wanted to walk away in disappointment
I was on my phone and saw a link from /r/whoadude about how big the moon is and I showed it to my dad and said "Wow that is how big the moon is!". He said "No. I think the moon is bigger than your phone."
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︎ Dec 30 2013
Just got some looks of disappointment from my warehouse coworkers
I grabbed a brand new pallet from the stack, turned to my coworker, and said "did I just have some ginger? Because this pallet is fresh!"
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︎ Dec 01 2015
My sister just shook her head in disappointment.
My sister was holding my injured dogs paw and said to our dad:
"dad we should really get his paw looked at"
My dad respobded:
"I would but I don't even know his dad"
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︎ Dec 16 2014
Dis-a-
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︎ May 06 2021
Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How many disappointed dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How would I know? Youβve made me the proudest dad alive.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Elon musk will be disappointed
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Spontaneous dad joke tonight....
We are ordering dinner, I asked My kiddo what she would like. She says "Can I get a Caesar wrap."
So I say "Yo-Yo, I'm MC Cesar, and I'm here to say, I got stabbed in the back, et tu, brute?"
The stare and silence was remarkable & amazing. Made even better with the high five received by the dad sitting next to us.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What do microwave dinners and disappointed movie directors have in common?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
William Shatner, Star Trekβs Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched womenβs underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying βShatner Pantiesβ.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
what's the opposite of disappoint?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
As an American, it's disappointing that so few people wear vests
Especially since our founding fathers made it a point to guarantee us the right to bare arms
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My uncle always talks about his disappointing sex life...
It always end in an Auntie climax.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Bri ish
Why is it pronounced Bri ish?
Because they drank the t.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
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︎ May 21 2021
Her: OMG I'M CUMMING!?!?
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︎ May 16 2021
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My manager gave me a disappointed look when he saw my doodle.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
So THATβS what happens when a diety gets disappointed...
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How profoundly disappointing to know...
...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My wife called and told me that she would be home shortlyβ¦
Being 6β1β I informed her that I would be home tallβly. She was not amused. I was. You could hear the disappointment drip out of the phone. Victory
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︎ May 22 2021
My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......
I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was driving through Portland, Augusta, and Bangor and was disappointed that I couldn't find any lobster.
I thought that was their Maine attraction.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I lost my Tic Tacs today....
Now, I'm looking for replacemints.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasnβt a cliffhanger.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I was disappointed in the synonym toast,
because it was just warm bread.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping itβll blow but Iβm disappointed.. every time!
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︎ May 21 2020
I was so disappointed, I moped for a while.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.
My performance was really subpar.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why were margarine's parents disappointed in her?
They had raised her butter.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Want to know what disappointment feels like?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
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