My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
No quarters.
Why some mobsters prefer not to laundry their dirty money?
They want to be filthy rich.
I can never tell a dirty joke about laundry
It always comes out clean.
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
Give me your clothes.
So my mom was collecting the laundry and goes up to my dad and was like, "Give me your clothes."(Referring to any dirty clothes he had.) [My sister and I were also in the same room.]
My dad looks at my mother with this scared look and says, "In front of the children? I don't think I'm entirely comfortable with this."
