Decaffeinated Puns

You can’t even tell by looking at it.

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Does that make them Coffinated?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 4 legs? A cow. What do you call a cow with 6 legs? A disaster. What do you call a cow that is long? Spare ribs. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a circle? Round steak. What do you call a cow that is shaped like a square? Cubed steak. What do you call a cow in India? HOLY COW! What do you call a cow that makes chocolate milk? A Brown Swiss dairy cow. What do you call a cow with a wallet? A cash cow. What do you call a cow whose wallet has been stolen? A mad cow. What do you call a cow at the supermarket? Dead. What do you call a cow that comes back to life? A zombie. What do you call a cow zombie apocalypse? The End (to all cow jokes).

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Dad walks in

Dad: "Hey son, do you know what you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?"

Me: "No idea... What is it?"

Dad: "Decaffeinated!"

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Dad: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated!

Dad: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

Me: ??

Dad: Decaffeinated!