Vladimir Putin is called to New York to answer before the United Nations for his invasion of Ukraine

Putin gets to the customs officer and presents his passport.

Customs agent: And what's the purpose of your visit, Mr. Putin? Business or pleasure?

Putin: Business, of course.

Customs agent: Occupation?

Putin: No, not this time. Just visiting.

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Even old ladies can do it!

I am a customer experience manager for a company that does third pay quality assurance.

I was listening to a call today & the agent asked the customer how she spelled her name. The customer chuckled & responded "Very carefully!"

FinΓ©.

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