How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring process!
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
I feel really bad for cucumber seeds...
If they're unlucky, they could really get themselves in a pickle.
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
What did the cucumber say when he was soaking in vinegar?
Stop it! I’m pickle-ish
From my 5yo niece and 6yo daughter
What did one cucumber seed say to the other?
We're in a bit of a pickle!
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.
One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.
Dad: *eating a cucumber*
Sister: “I can smell that”
Dad: “I can taste it”
The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.
So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean.
Being salted.
So why isn’t it a sea pickle?
If you see a man-eating cucumber, run away!
If you stick around, you could end up in a pickle.
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…
That's what really seals the dill.
What did the carrot say when his wife caught him in bed with a cucumber?
Seems I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle.
Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?
He was caught Gherkin off.
All cucumbers are sea cucumbers...
Otherwise they'd be ucumbers.
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks ...
“It’s easy, you just not eating properly” the doctors replies.
What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?
Why did the cucumber blush?
It saw the salad dressing
What do you call 10 cucumbers lined up for a bus?
What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?
What did the stressed out cucumber say
Man, I’m really in a pickle here
What looks like a cucumber, feels like a cucumber, but doesn't taste like a cucumber?
Bought some cucumbers at the store...
They were too cumbersome to carry home
I'm working on an Indian cookbook but I just can't finish that cucumber yoghurt recipe.
Classic case of raita's block.
My cucumber plant grew a foot last night
Another and it may run away.
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Because he was in a pickle
Is that a cucumber in your pants...
or are you happy tzatziki?
What did the cucumber say to the talkative sweet potato?
If a girl masturbates with a cucumber then its a jill pickle
What did the cucumber say to the banana?
You might not find this appealing but I'm in a pickle.
What do they call you when you are holding too many cucumbers?
Do you want some cucumbers?
Kids: yuck!
Me: Well, what about some R-cumbers or S-cumbers?
Kids: ...
We can't keep the cucumber cool anymore....
...it's all gone sour, and now...
Now we're in a pickle.
What comes after cucumber?
Rcumber, scumber, tcumber...
(my wife hated this one)
Cannot stand cucumber
http://imgur.com/AunaNDU
Kids found it funny at least
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What did one cucumber seed say to the other cucumber seed?
"Damn! We're in a pickle."
All cucumbers are sea cucumbers...
Otherwise they'd be ucumbers.
A cucumber is always in a pickle
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