The Cucumbers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Cucumbers"

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

"What's your dill?"

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👤︎ u/raptorrowan
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean

Now they're all C foods

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 22 2020
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I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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👤︎ u/PencilFetish
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What did the cucumber say when he was soaking in vinegar?

Stop it! I’m pickle-ish

From my 5yo niece and 6yo daughter

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👤︎ u/azmt45
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did one cucumber seed say to the other?

We're in a bit of a pickle!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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👤︎ u/MANTRA2018
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.

So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean. Being salted. So why isn’t it a sea pickle?

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👤︎ u/Ginkoleano
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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What did the carrot say when his wife caught him in bed with a cucumber?

Seems I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle.

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👤︎ u/Shaw-Deez
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?

He was caught Gherkin off.

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👤︎ u/SnixyZ
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks ...

“It’s easy, you just not eating properly” the doctors replies.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the cucumber blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/SubparWalrus
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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What did the stressed out cucumber say

Man, I’m really in a pickle here

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👤︎ u/wowthatscrazymann
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Bought some cucumbers at the store...

They were too cumbersome to carry home

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👤︎ u/cheriner
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?

Because he was in a pickle

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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What did the cucumber say to the talkative sweet potato?

Quit your YAMmering!

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👤︎ u/soboness5
📅︎ Oct 17 2016
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What did the cucumber say to the banana?

You might not find this appealing but I'm in a pickle.

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👤︎ u/juicedatom
📅︎ Nov 19 2015
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We can't keep the cucumber cool anymore....

...it's all gone sour, and now...

Now we're in a pickle.

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👤︎ u/My_Creativity
📅︎ Jun 28 2015
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What did one cucumber seed say to the other cucumber seed?

"Damn! We're in a pickle."

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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