So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.
They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.
Examples:
A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.
A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)
There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.
Thank you for your help!
Moo Willems.
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
I love long walks on the beach and cow puns, among udder things.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
Beef jerky.
A milk dud
I think it was a steak out.
Ground beef.
Laughing stock.
De-calf-inated
I guess the steaks were pretty high
Because their horns don't work.
Raising the steaks.
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
An udder failure
Is an utter disappointment?
How dairy
About a calf an hour.
The boss was tired of his gaslighting bullshit
What an udder disaster.
The dairy-air
With a cow-culator.
Moossssss
The steaks were getting pretty high
MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .
It was high steaks.
Never herd of them!
That manβs hands were COLD...
...it was terabull.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Cow #2: This brings back mammaries.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
"Herd."
"What?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!"
Cattlelogs
Doesn't matter it won't come
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
Ground beef
I said "It's pasture bedtime."
