cow puns in the WCGW comment section
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Excellent cow puns
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︎ Oct 15 2013
[Request] Needed: Cow Puns
So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.
They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.
Examples:
A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.
A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)
There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.
Thank you for your help!
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︎ Jul 28 2015
Who is a young cow's favorite author?
Moo Willems.
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
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︎ Aug 05 2019
My online dating profile
I love long walks on the beach and cow puns, among udder things.
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︎ Jul 02 2016
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I told my daughter, βGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.β Puzzled, she asked, βWhatβs that got to do with anything?β I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
"Itβs pasture bedtime!β
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why were the cows always returning to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns dont work
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana.
The steaks have never been so highβ¦
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A hemp farmer noticed his cows were out in his hemp field.
He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donβt work. π
(Courtesy of my 9 year old).
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︎ Apr 10 2021
9yo shared this one with me: What do you call a cow who just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My herd of cows got loose and wandered into a field of Marijuana
The stakes have never been so high
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︎ Apr 11 2021
How do Farmers greet their cows?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
"Look at that flock of cows"
"Herd of cows"
"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I have a cow joke for all of you...
You probably havenβt herd of it.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What is a cow's favorite place to go to?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do you count cows?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Where do you find a cow with no legs ?
Exactly where you left it.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a stupid cow?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call a cow thatβs masturbating...
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︎ Mar 30 2021
A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
How does a cow walk?
One foot in front of the udder.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks youβ¦
"What about the udder one?"
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
A cow with no memory says?
OOM
Out Of Memory
Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do they use cow bones for?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Where do sea cows sleep at night?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
why was the cow pissed with the tractor in a race ?
cause it was mooving faster than it
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call a horny cow?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What did the cow say to the owl when they were playing chess?
The cow said: Moooooooo
The owl asked: who?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's the difference between a cow and a moose?
A cow always moos but a moose never cows
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A cow went to the gym
She exercised her calves.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
My cow saves every scrap of usable material.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I NEED ORIGINAL COW PUNS can you suggest any please?
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︎ Aug 31 2018
I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?
I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns donβt work.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you call a cow after an abortion?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
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