A Concert Pun
My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.
A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert
In fact, he nearly rectum
where do you find lads in a concert?
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
Why were the guest performers arrested after the concert?
Because they stole the show.
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
I was supposed to go to a salt an pepa concert last week
Unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
I just saw a concert at my favorite auto shop.
They're a pretty good garage band.
What do you call the number 8 in a concert hall?
I was at a concert but the singer got delayed
U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.
I thought “wow, that’s pretty metal.”
One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert
but I partied like it's $19.99.
I once got into a concert for only $0.45.
It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Many windmills were spotted at the Metallica concert...
...because they are huge metal fans.
My son is playing the clarinet for a school concert this evening
It’s a good thing his bedroom is soundproof
I got a job waiting in line to buy concert tickets for people.
It is a long standing commitment.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
I was supposed to go to a salt n pepa concert next week
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
(Redo)What concert is $0.45?
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?
What concerts cost 45 cents?
What concert costs $0.45?
A 50 cent and nickelback concert.
What concert costs only 45 cents?
What concert cost only 45 cents?
What concert costs just 45 cent?
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