Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
He went through the books too quickly
I guess it’s true... a penny urned is a penny saved.
It was Earitated.
More on this as it develops...
As the Bible says, “Every eye will see Him”
The Man DeLorean
One may say that the tables have turned.
But James May.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Now I'm glued to the T.V.
But stranger things have happened.
The string replies, “I’m a frayed knot”
He took an ear off.
This has happened a few times. So yesterday on a conference call my boss mentions that this tree thinks he's either a cat with 9 lives or Jesus christ. I start laughing hysterically because in my head all I can think of is treesus christ.
My second child will be born in 2 weeks. I'm ultimate dad now.
He wasn't attached to a boomerang :(
Me: ::starring blankly while eating dinner:: Wife: Are you just shell shocked at the price?
I really have to use the bathroom after our 4 hour flight. Come out to my dad telling me:
"Guess you don't have to pay taxes this year."
"Why?"
"You're duty free." Proceeds to laugh hysterically.
"We wouldn't want your water to break."
On a ferry to get to my car, a dad and his young son go to the window next to me.
Dad: "Well son, this is as far as the boat is going to dock. We still have a few feet so you are going to have to get out and swim the rest of the way."
Son: "No dad stop you are lying, its too cold to swim."
Dad: "Sorry buddy but I'm standing."
The joke went over the little dudes head while I giggled like a school girl
"If you talked to your hair they could be your curl friends." i got a real face palm. was awesome!
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
A boo-meringue.
