When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
The punchline comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about time travel jokes?
What comes before thunder and knows its manners?
A polightning
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary
One comes before two, but onesday comes after twosday.
You’re American before you enter the restroom and American when you come out of the restroom, but what are you while you’re inside the restroom?
European.
I'll come up with a cure for muteness before you can say...anything.
My dad's from today: What comes before Vladimir Putin?
Vladimir eating a bean burrito.
Facepalm dad.
He also had one and I will quote:
"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"
"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"
"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."
Then, arm to God, he went
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
