Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?

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I got hit in the head by a can of Coke today.

I'm okay, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spicoli0525
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smarzz
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I spent all day crushing coke cans yesterday.

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Strange_An0maly
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A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"

The bartender asked "why the big pause"

The bear replies "I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KillRespectively1
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I stopped drinking Coke

Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
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Every time I invest in Coke...

I always blow it!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loup665
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The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXWOLFXx8888
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I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the twins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood

I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmegaLiquidX
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I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
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Nobody ever asks "How is Coke doing ?"

It's always "Is Pepsi ok ?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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It’s a line of Coke!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harmful_Sadness
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You have fallen into his trap
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HamadRajput
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2019
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Why shouldn’t you drink eight cokes?

>!Because you can throw seven up.!<

>!Credit to my wife, so /r/momjokes. She just told me this laughed more than I should have.!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crs18
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigDogAlex
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Line of coke(has this been done?)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Monkey13049
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Must have been high on coke.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AMswag123
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I bought a new pair of gloves today...

...but they're both "lefts". Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_oddballwoofwoof_
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My health conscious date asked me how many liters are there in a glass of coke.

I said 4 liters, 9 if you include the glass.

She said: "What!?"

Me: Yea.

Liter C.

Liter O.

Liter K.

Liter E.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Decrith
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This bag of coke
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sanity__
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On a post about concrete coke
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/polandcantintospace1
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You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
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Why did Diet Coke join the KKK?

Zero tolerance

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amicus_of_the_world
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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My dog got a woof of some coke, it was a ruff day.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/accomjor
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Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.

I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mortambulist
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I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...

I think I'm Cola blind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeteAllan
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Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...

...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/symmetrygear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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A bottle of coke just fell out of the fridge onto my foot.

I’m so glad it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Nightman_82
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Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...

When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/harlienx900
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What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?

Soda pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sooooolikeno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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I tried coke once

Just to see if it’s all it’s cracked up to be

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djskinnypenis69
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Coke on my BEBSI
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iGlitchz
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Someone threw a can of coke at my head today....

Im ok though, it was a soft drink

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Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.

"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.

"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/woodybg
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I have a job crushing coke cans

It's soda depressing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsaveryshittyname
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I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avigyan_33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.

Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2019
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My friend hit me with a full bottle of Coke...

But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke

But he was alright because it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jikuboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.

Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender β€œI’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. β€œSure thing” the bartender replies and asks β€œbut what’s with the big pause?

”

The panda holds up his hands and says β€œI was born with them”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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I got hit by a can of coke earlier.

It didn't hurt though as it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiskersCleveland
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I got hit in the head today with a Diet Coke. Don’t worry. I’m not hurt....

It was a soft drink

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