I got hit with a coke today...
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︎ Feb 12 2021
You've seen Mentos and Coke, but what happens when you put Coke in the oven?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I got hit in the head by a can of Coke today.
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What's something a drug dealer would never ask?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
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︎ May 03 2020
I spent all day crushing coke cans yesterday.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I stopped drinking Coke
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Every time I invest in Coke...
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the twins.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood
I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Nobody ever asks "How is Coke doing ?"
It's always "Is Pepsi ok ?"
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Itβs a line of Coke!
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why was the Pepsi employee arrested?
Because he was selling Coke.
Btw this is my first post on Reddit :)
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︎ Feb 24 2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender βIβll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank youβ. βSure thingβ the bartender replies and asks βbut whatβs with the big pause?
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The panda holds up his hands and says βI was born with themβ
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︎ Nov 08 2019
You have fallen into his trap
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Why shouldnβt you drink eight cokes?
>!Because you can throw seven up.!<
>!Credit to my wife, so /r/momjokes. She just told me this laughed more than I should have.!<
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︎ May 21 2020
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Line of coke(has this been done?)
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Must have been high on coke.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
My health conscious date asked me how many liters are there in a glass of coke.
I said 4 liters, 9 if you include the glass.
She said: "What!?"
Me: Yea.
Liter C.
Liter O.
Liter K.
Liter E.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
This bag of coke
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︎ Sep 05 2019
On a post about concrete coke
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︎ Oct 04 2019
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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︎ May 01 2019
My dog got a woof of some coke, it was a ruff day.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Why did Diet Coke join the KKK?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Before I had weights, I used to work out by lifting cases of Coke.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A bottle of coke just fell out of the fridge onto my foot.
Iβm so glad it was a soft drink
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite...
When I got home, I realized Iβd only picked seven up.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I tried coke once
Just to see if itβs all itβs cracked up to be
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.
"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.
"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I have a job crushing coke cans
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︎ May 29 2020
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender βIβll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank youβ. βSure thingβ the bartender replies and asks βbut whatβs with the big pause?
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The panda holds up his hands and says βI was born with themβ
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My friend hit me with a full bottle of Coke...
But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!
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︎ Dec 26 2018
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke
But he was alright because it was a soft drink
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︎ Jul 04 2019
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender βIβll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank youβ. βSure thingβ the bartender replies and asks βbut whatβs with the big pause?
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The panda holds up his hands and says βI was born with themβ
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︎ Nov 02 2019
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender βIβll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank youβ. βSure thingβ the bartender replies and asks βbut whatβs with the big pause?
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The panda holds up his hands and says βI was born with themβ
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I got hit by a can of coke earlier.
It didn't hurt though as it was a soft drink.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
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