Beer Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annevasian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....

But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why do frogs taste like beer?

Because they're full of hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I tried an Easter beer...

Too hoppy for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandpathundercat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What kind of beer does a frog drink?

Gnatty light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.

He wasn't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says we don't serve food here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Beer time

I did some yardwork yesterday and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryville_con
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Brewing beer is like the sun....

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What canned beer is the cheeriest?

American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...

... because hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayhomedaddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, β€œA beer please, ..."

"... and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My buddy says beer makes you smarter....

But I dont think itll make my budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My wife and I went to a local brewery last night. Said brewery has quite a few IPA style beers.

As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?

Febrewery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."

So I had him put it in a square glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.

It’s already gone viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?

The Yakoozie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImJKP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My dad always says he only gets drunk on two beers...

...the 18th and 19th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.

It was quite the brew-haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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So the nurse brought the proctologist a can of beer.

β€œNo!”, said the doctor. β€œI wanted a butt light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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How do you make a root beer float?

Give him a lifejacket!

From my 7 yr old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleC83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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[an actual conversation I had with my beer loving father]

Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"

Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."

Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"

Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."

Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"

Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I know why beer and frog legs go together so well!

It's the HOPS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Two extraordinarily large horses were sitting at the bar having a beer. Guy walks in and says to the bartender. "Hey, what's with the Clydesdales?" Bartender says,

"They're draft horses"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What kind of beer does a vampire drink?

Bloodweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Felix-the-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the rabbit spill its beer?

It was too hoppy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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How do you know when someone can't hold their beer?

When they bring a coaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AequitasKiller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barefoot_bird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you know frogs taste like beer?

They're full of hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

And a mop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starkers107
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why do frogs taste like beer?

Cause they are full of hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.

Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein

Me: That son of a bitch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthSpyda215
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBacon2339
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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