A list of puns related to "Beers"
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
Because they're full of hops
Too hoppy for me.
Me: Well, thatβs your Uncle Frank. Thatβs where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe itβs so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!
And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.
Gnatty light.
He wasn't happy.
The bartender says we don't serve food here
I did some yardwork yesterday and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
πΊ Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
πΊ Beer can help protect your heart.
πΊ Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
πΊ Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
πΊ Beer strengthens your bones.
πΊ Beer helps reduce stress.
πΊ Beer may help improve memory.
πΊ Beer helps cognitive function.
... because hebrew
"... and one for the road."
But I dont think itll make my budweiser
As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!
Febrewery
So I had him put it in a square glass.
Itβs already gone viral.
The Yakoozie!
...the 18th and 19th.
It was quite the brew-haha.
βNo!β, said the doctor. βI wanted a butt light.β
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"
Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."
Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"
Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."
Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"
Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."
It's the HOPS!
"They're draft horses"
Bloodweiser
It was too hoppy!
We had to hold Hans.
When they bring a coaster.
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
They're full of hops!
And a mop.
Now I just have beer
And now I have beer.
Cause they are full of hops.
Me: Well, thatβs your Uncle Frank. Thatβs where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe itβs so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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