Chocolate Sauce Puns

A list of puns related to "Chocolate Sauce"

What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?

Sham poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.

Police believe he tried to top himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My dad and I while eating breakfast

We're eating breakfast at a restaurant and I ordered a crepe with a chocolate sauce. As I'm eating, some sauce drops just below lower lip. My dad points this out and asks what it would be called, because if I had it on my upper lip it would becalled a chocolate mustache. We both agreed it wasn't really a chocolate goatee and eventually switched topics. When I finish my food, I wipe my face and ask if it's good. He immediately replies with "ya, now it's a real goatee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karomne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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