One of the perks to cashiering...
Is putting items through the ringer
Cashiering at the supermarket
Since its easter, lots of people buying chocolate eggs.
Two women came up to my checkout with their items, which included a dozen chicken eggs and a few packets of chocolate eggs. As I put the chicken eggs in a bag, one of them asked if I'd be able to put the easter eggs in with them too. So of course I asked, "why would you want all of your eggs in one basket?!"
Only one of them got it without me having to explain it... :/
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
I had the nastiest,rudest,slowest cashier today.
I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
I am baffled that the cashier is out of change.
I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag
I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No thank you. You can just leave it in the carton.
My First Day As A Pharmacy Cashier...
Cashier at Publix asked if we wanted the milk in a bag...
I told her to please leave it in the jug.
My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D
The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.
The cashier chuckled when he rang up my total.
I really wish he would stop laughing at me expense.
I didn’t understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.
What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
Store cashier: "Sir, do you wanna box for these items?"
Me: "No thanks, I'm not much of an athlete. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?"
Checking out with the cashier at Costco when he asked "do you wanna box for your food?"
I said you dont want these hands son.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier
Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?
Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Feel free to help punctuate.
Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip
Do you know what he says
Put it on my bill
Why can't midgets be cashiers?
They always come up short.
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country
Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?
Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
I always get uncomfortable when I walk up to the cashier.
They always check me out.
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
“Got any two watt bulbs?”
“For what?”
“That’ll do I’ll take two.”
“Two what?”
“I thought you didn’t have any.”
“Any what?”
“Ok then!”
Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...
He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"
He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
As I am checking out, I read his nametag and I ask the large black male cashier, "did your momma really name you Amanda?"
I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"
I got tacos, and 40 dollars cash today.
My son asked " How? ", to which I replied, " I handed the cashier 50 dollars. "
Today at the store the cashier gave me 2 pennies in change and said have a nice day, don’t spend it all in one place.
I said thanks for your 2 cents.
My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked “would he would like the milk in a bag”
He would reply, “No, just leave it in the carton”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: no, leave it in the jug.
The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag
I told her to just leave it in the jug
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
A cashier just asked: "would you like your milk in a bag?"
I said "No thanks, just leave it in the carton."
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
No thanks, keep it in the jug.
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