I met my girlfriend at the cash register.

She was checking me out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camo5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Is a crappy cash register...

...a POS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register

I guess his story didn't check out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immasebe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Man at the cash register said I had a drinking problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceno65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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I was in line for the cash register at the grocery store with my dad

and I notice these big 200 pack containers of Tic Tacs, so I point them out to my dad and say "look, that is intense."

And my dad says back, "That's not intense, that's on a shelf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theendofstuff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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An armed robber bursts into a store one day.

Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts β€œhand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!”

Cashier 1: β€œWhat do we do?”

Cashier 2: β€œDo what he says, I think he means business!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...

A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synth131
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Dude, she just totally checked me out.

Right after paying for our food at the cafeteria at work.

Co-worker about the woman working the cash register: "Dude, she just totally checked me out."

Me: "Yea she checked me out too. There goes $4.60."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peeohpee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Got dad joked hard while shopping yesterday

My dad and I go up to the cash register at a clothing store to pay for some shorts. My dad asks the cashier "Do you take chips?" (Credit card chip readers) Without hesitation the cashier goes "Yes sir and we have salsa to go with that" and holds up a fresh jar of salsa from behind the register

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkgator23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2016
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Dadjoked a customer at Jimmy John's

I was at the cash register, and a guy placed his order. At the end, he asked for "a glass of water." That is, a big cup instead of a little cup. I said, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I can give you a laminated paper of water, though."

He thought it was funny, but he did a great job of hiding it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulpes-Aurum
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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Classic dadjoke at Work the Other Day.

Father and son place there order and arrive at the cash register to pay and the total was $12.03.

Dad "You got three cents?" Son "No." Dad "Course not you got no sense."

son groaned, I chuckled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loknarrDotF
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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Dads take on vegetable based rock bands

This is an older story, I think it was roughly 98 or 99. My little brother was getting into rock and was listening to Limp Biskit and Korn. He saved up some money to get a CD so my dad took him to Sam Goody. My little brother gets the newest hit record by Korn and brings it to the counter and check out. With my dad by his side, he places the record on the counter and the late nineties rocker chick, loaded up with tons of eye liner and hot topic wear working the cash register says "oh yeah! I love Korn, I know everything about them, I have all their records." Without a fucking second thought and the straightest face, my dad says "I guess that makes you a little corny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDdesign
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Got Dadjoked at work yesterday

I was covering a cash register while the normal cashier was on break when this guy walked up to me to check out. As i was ringing him up, he casually asked, "do you think they have the 4th of July in England?" I told him "I have no idea", and he responded, "of course they do, it comes between the third and the fifth!"

I was so proud of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/climber_g33k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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Out of state dad joke

I go to college in Wisconsin but I am from Texas, and I went to go cash my paycheck today. Cash register lady asks for my ID and says, "The abbreviation for Texas is TX, right?" I say, "Yeah that's correct." She says, "Okay" I respond, "No, that's Oklahoma."

Flew over her head but I got a couple of chuckles out of the dad's behind me in line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sayurabird
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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