Call Name Puns

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What do you call a salmon who's name is Ella?

Salmonella. Sorry if you've seen it before. I just made it up and it was so bad so i posted it here.

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👤︎ u/bababoai
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.

Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.

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👤︎ u/Jdabby32
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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👤︎ u/pretzelzetzel
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.

I guess that’s just dawei it is.

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👤︎ u/deceze
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public

Anaanymous

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👤︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Me: Hey [friends name] What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

My friend: If you say an addictionary, I’m gonna punch you in the face.

Me: I was gonna say high definition, but yours even better!

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👤︎ u/Zax317
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"

He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.

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👤︎ u/grantishere
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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**Dad:** Hey M, did you hear about that kidnapping? (my little sisters name is Emma, everyone calls her M for short)

My Little Sister: No! What happened?!

Dad: Dont worry, he woke up.

My Little Sister: ROLLS EYES

Me: Hahahahahaha! Nice.

My Little Sister: Omg! Is this funny?

Dad: No, THIS IS PATRICK! (We all really love SpongeBob SquarePants)

I GET UP TO GIVE MY DAD A HIGH FIVE AND HIS PHONE RINGS AS SOON AS I GET UP. IT'S MY MOM CALLING HIM FROM THE KITCHEN

Mom: Hi, I was wondering if I had the right number. Is this funny?

Dad: No! THIS IS PATRICK!

My Little Sister: Really?! You too Mom?!

Mom: No, I'm 49 sweetie.

My Little Sister: Nevermind! I'm watching, "Black Mirror," in my room by myself.

Dad: Sweetie, African American, don't just call them Black. That's not nice.

My Little Sister: ............. I hate you all.

  • I know this isn't necessarily a,"Dad Joke." It's more of a conversation my Dad and Little Sister had. But it was seriously one of the funniest moments I've ever seen.

  • I really love my family. Lol

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👤︎ u/TheRealGianniBrown
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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"Do you have a name or can i call you mine?" - female pokemons hitting on Mr. Mine
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👤︎ u/agentFj
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call someone who has the name billy and he's complicated?

Billy MAZE

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👤︎ u/paper-machete56
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What's another name to call a stepfather?

A faux pa

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👤︎ u/emitremmus27
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call a horse with no name?

A song by America

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👤︎ u/ATM22689
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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My friend has a pet albino crow, but he hates it when we call it by that name.

He prefers the term Cawcasian.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a Moose who doesn’t give out his name?

Anonymoose

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👤︎ u/the-james-
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.

She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!

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👤︎ u/imthaaatguy
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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I have a heroin habit and call my lucky syringe "The Lord's Name"...

I take it in vein.

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👤︎ u/HONKDADDY
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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What do you use to get a dog's name from a phone call?

Collar ID

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👤︎ u/riptide747
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.

Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"

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👤︎ u/JohnToiletPaper
📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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Sonjoke: My dad's name is Neil. Whenever there's a call for him....

"Hello?" "Neil?" "Make me!" (silence...confusion...explanation of the joke...)

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👤︎ u/whiteyonthemoon
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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Call Me By Your Name

Hi By Your Name, I'm dad

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👤︎ u/CommunistDancefloor
📅︎ Apr 03 2018
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