what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Burning hot love (Made by akuanakgembala)
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
do you smell somthing burning?
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
Someone asked me to explain what burning a used condom is
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?
Because of all the matches.
This year’s theme for Burning Man is “Metamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house
We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"
People just don't care about burning cathedrals
Notre Single Dame Is Given
Cattle Farmers respond to Federal Agents burning marijuana fields next door.
"In these troubled times, the steaks have never been higher."
I went to an orgy at Burning Man...
I have no idea why the elevator's buttons are burning hot
But I just can't put my finger on it
What bird looks like a burning circle?
I yelled at the waitress for burning my toast. I told her I will not stand for it!
I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.
My wife an I saw our son burning down our home
And at that moment I knew it was arson
How do you avoid burning a Hawaiian pizza
bake it at aloha temperature
What did the parents say when the police enquired about their child burning down a building
KID: "Hey, I was thinking… " DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”
What do you call it when a star has problems with itching, swelling, bleeding, or burning "down there?"
The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control
I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire
What do you call a burning doll house
Men, we all want a cure for that burning STD pain...
There is a brush burning ban in my area. Wild fires.
Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?
Someone in my class was talking about burning stuff...
Them: Burning Stuff is cool
Me: It's not cool, it's hot
...
They didn't get it.
What do you call a burning one dollar bill?
A hot single in your area!
When someone is burning in hell, is he generating soular power?
What do you call it when you get a hard on from burning someone over the Internet?
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
Burning Wood
So my friend was burning off yard trash (controlled burn...put away your pitchforks reddit) from the lot he recently had cleared during the day. I show up at his place in the evening and we go outside to see how much debris was left. He pokes some of it with a stick and hears a hard glass sound and says, "What the heck is that?!" I lean down to look at it and reply, "I think it's petrified wood....but I have no idea what scared it." He rolled his eyes, and his 16 year old daughter laughed her ass off.
After burning my mouth on hot food...
Burning Man
My dad (a firefighter) was just arriving at Burning Man when Paul Addis had set fire to the man early. I was asleep, and woke up to my dad telling me that he was flattered that we gave him such a warm welcome.
This place is notorious for burning their pizzas
We told my father in law, that we've had seen a burning car on the way to their home...
"well, they call it combustion engine." was his only reply :D
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
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