Burnings Puns

S'mormons

It has a very rich aroma.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

They say the business is toast.

I said it's just genocide in a nutshell

Because of all the matches.

We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"

Notre Single Dame Is Given

"In these troubled times, the steaks have never been higher."

It was fucking in tents!

But I just can't put my finger on it

A flamingo.

I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.

And at that moment I knew it was arson

bake it at aloha temperature

Yes that is arson

Asteroids.

I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire

A Barbie-Que!

Don't wee?

Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?

Them: Burning Stuff is cool Me: It's not cool, it's hot ... They didn't get it.

A hot single in your area!

So my friend was burning off yard trash (controlled burn...put away your pitchforks reddit) from the lot he recently had cleared during the day. I show up at his place in the evening and we go outside to see how much debris was left. He pokes some of it with a stick and hears a hard glass sound and says, "What the heck is that?!" I lean down to look at it and reply, "I think it's petrified wood....but I have no idea what scared it." He rolled his eyes, and his 16 year old daughter laughed her ass off.

"Careful, it's hot"

My dad (a firefighter) was just arriving at Burning Man when Paul Addis had set fire to the man early. I was asleep, and woke up to my dad telling me that he was flattered that we gave him such a warm welcome.

"well, they call it combustion engine." was his only reply :D

They say the business is toast.

They say the business is toast.