Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!
"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"
She's well on her way to being the dad I never had
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Gender Rolls
But I couldn’t raise the dough
Now I have a bunny.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
To get nice buns
I'll meat you in the middle.
There's always beef between them.
Don’t thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
Sofa Kingdom
I replied,
“Well actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”
During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
- Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~
The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?
- Cause the buns has different fillings~
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
It was expecting the wurst.
On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
a hairball
Me: "Knot on top of my head!"
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
She said: “My anaconda don’t want none unless it has buns, hun”
I replied, “You mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”
Must have been a fault currant
It was just the wurst.
He really lost his cool
It wanted better buns
I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"
