Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!
"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"
She's well on her way to being the dad I never had
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Gender Rolls
But I couldn’t raise the dough
Now I have a bunny.
They're bread for pain
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
There's always beef between them.
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
Don’t thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.
I replied,
“Well actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”
During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
- Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~
The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?
- Cause the buns has different fillings~
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
To get nice buns
It was expecting the wurst.
Me: "Knot on top of my head!"
a hairball
Sofa Kingdom
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
I replied, “You mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”
It was just the wurst.
Must have been a fault currant
He really lost his cool
I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"
