I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.
I don’t know what to make of it.
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
One bucket, two bucketth, three bucketth, four bucketth...
Sorry, it’s my bucket lisp
I’ll always remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I got a new bucket.
It's much better than my old bucket because the new one came with a lid.
It pails in comparison, really.
I went to the doctor and said, I feel like a bucket
Doctor said, you do look a bit pale
All my friends have such expansive bucket lists.
Mine is just pail in comparison.
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Man had the courage to come into my office and ask what the bucket, the rope, and the pipes were for...
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant, change the label then resell them.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
My son just kicked the bucket.
Buckets are pathetic compared to bathtubs
In fact they pail in comparison
What do you call something that is red and shaped like a bucket?
I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, “take this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
How did the deaf guy finally kick the bucket?
You see, he had hearing AIDS
My 5 year old granddaughter kept following me while holding a bucket. I asked her what the bucket was for and she said . . .
“Dad says if you kick it, we’ll be rich!!”
What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
I like my women how i like my buckets, pale.
Looks like someone kicked the bucket
I was just working on my bucket list
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
What should be at the top of everyone’s bucket list?
The date you wrote the bucket list.
A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It was of great sedimentary value.
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
How can you tell when a bucket is sick?
What’s the difference between a bucket and a barrel?
A bucket pails in comparison.
My uncle can't afford a toilet, so he has to use a bucket.
We all have to make do sometimes.
I'll never forget the last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket.......
He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I'll never forget the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:
All my friends have really expansive bucket lists.
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket, it was...
“Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I'll always remember what my grandfather said to me just before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "Grandson...How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
What did grandpa say before kicking the bucket?
Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
I remember the last thing your grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... it was:
"Hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
I still remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
He said "kiddo wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.
But mine is a little pail into comparison.
I’ll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Ill always remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
"Hey son you wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists.
Mine is just a little pail in comparison.
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