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Bu Puns

A list of puns related to "Bu"

Bu-Ford :3
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👤︎ u/That_Guy2847
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Kid: I'm going to be frank with you, bu- and if you say "Hi Frank, I'm Dad!" I'm gonna be super pissed!

Okay, gonnabesuperpissed.

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👤︎ u/turtleturds_
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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👤︎ u/awesomecorearts
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Having a child was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I used to tell bad jokes, but now I tell dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/Reid0072
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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My brother asked me what my favorite song was...

I said "I Can't Decide"

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👤︎ u/ode2war
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call it when it rains quarters?

Climate Change

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👤︎ u/Weeb_Boi_69
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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People with diarrhea literally don't have their shit together.

Bu they're having a blast.

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👤︎ u/Nizo_GTO
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What sound does breasts make?

bu-dum-tits

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👤︎ u/jeserjerusalem
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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What is the most suspenseful sushi?

A drum roll

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👤︎ u/pineappleclock
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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Growing up in the midwest, Dad never failed to make this joke every time we drove past one of these things...

Dad: HEY!

Us: WHAT?! ...Goddammit.

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👤︎ u/conandy
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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Found a book full of Dad Humor at the thrift store today. [x-post r/funny]

http://imgur.com/a/buLLc

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👤︎ u/MaMaJillianLeanna
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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Classic dad joke in an old episode of the PBS children's cartoon "George Shrinks"

"Bonjour, and welcome to the Grande Hotel. Do you have reservations?"

"Yes I do, but I think I'll stay here anyway."

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👤︎ u/proletarium
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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