Kid: I'm going to be frank with you, bu- and if you say "Hi Frank, I'm Dad!" I'm gonna be super pissed!
Okay, gonnabesuperpissed.
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
Bu-DUM hisssss
Having a child was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I used to tell bad jokes, but now I tell dad jokes.
What do you call it when it rains quarters?
Climate Change
My brother asked me what my favorite song was...
I said "I Can't Decide"
People with diarrhea literally don't have their shit together.
Bu they're having a blast.
What is the most suspenseful sushi?
A drum roll
What sound does breasts make?
bu-dum-tits
Growing up in the midwest, Dad never failed to make this joke every time we drove past one of these things...
Us: WHAT?! ...Goddammit.
Found a book full of Dad Humor at the thrift store today. [x-post r/funny]
http://imgur.com/a/buLLc
Classic dad joke in an old episode of the PBS children's cartoon "George Shrinks"
