He's currently in the ICU.
He’s currently in I-C-U
To the I.C.U.
He's now in the ICU.
Now she’s in the ICU
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
They go to the ICU.
The ICU.
I took him to the ICU
You can say that she was dead gorgeous.
Now she’s in the ICU
The living room!
ICU
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Boo-berry!!!
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
He's going through some things.
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
Intensive Care Unit!
He must have been having a bad har day.
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
The... BooBees
- with animals in his heart.
To the I.C.U
To the I-C-U!
The I C U
The ICU
To the I...C...U!!!
The I.C.U.
To the ICU.
The ICU.
To the I-C-U.
Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.
