Why you booing me I'm right
Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
A dad was injured while playing peek-a-boo with his son.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident
Where do Peek A Boos go when they get sick?
Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?
My son got hurt in a peek-a-boo accident
2019 and 2020 got into a fight.
Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident
Where do you go if you get in an accident playing peek-a-boo?
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar
And things got a little tense.
Steve Irwin died the way he lived -
- with animals in his heart.
What does a doctor say when playing Peek-A-Boo with his kid?
How do you encourage a ghost?
My friend the comedian normally gets lots of applause after his act, but the last time it was nothing but boos...
He must have been having a bad har day.
What’s my favourite type of bees?
What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?
Welcome.. to the world of le pain!
Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
Because they take Boos everywhere they go!
What part of the hospital has the least privacy
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
What do you call an old ghost?
A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)
What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
Steven, he works in Accounting.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Why are you excited?
One of my first Dad joke attempts and my kids didn’t even get it, sigh.
What kind of bees make milk?
I heard people saying "boo" to their friends has went up 85% this year.
That's a frightening statistic.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
How do you greet a French ghost?
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?
Where do you take some one who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident
Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
Where do you take someone after a peak-a-boo accident?
Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
Where do you take someone who was injured in peek-a-boo?
To the I-C-U.
Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.
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