Just heard a man had an accident while playing peek a boo..
He's currently in the ICU.
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A friend of mine was recently injured in a bad Peek-a-Boo accident
Heβs currently in I-C-U
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Where do you take someone whoβs been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
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︎ May 02 2020
A dad was injured while playing peek-a-boo with his son.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Where do Peek A Boos go when they get sick?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
My son got hurt in a peek-a-boo accident
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Share it with your boo
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︎ May 19 2019
Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
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︎ May 03 2020
My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident
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︎ May 29 2020
Peek -A-Boo
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Where do you go if you get in an accident playing peek-a-boo?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What does a doctor say when playing Peek-A-Boo with his kid?
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︎ May 09 2020
My friend the comedian normally gets lots of applause after his act, but the last time it was nothing but boos...
He must have been having a bad har day.
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︎ May 02 2020
Whatβs orange with bad hair and hears βbooβ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What has four legs and says "boo"?
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︎ May 27 2019
I heard people saying "boo" to their friends has went up 85% this year.
That's a frightening statistic.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What is in a ghostβs nose? Boo-gers.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
My son jumped out from behind a door and yelled βboo!β He asked, βDid I scare you?β
I said, βNo. But Was that your ghoul?β
He just groaned.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Where is the most unlikely place to play peek-a-boo?
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︎ May 26 2019
Boo
Do you wanna hear a joke a about ghosts?
I really donβt
Thatβs the spirit
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
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︎ Oct 10 2016
Where do people who have seizures in the middle of a "Peek-A-Boo" game go?
They go to the ICU.
I'll show myself out.
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︎ Nov 21 2015
Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Knock knock, whoβs there? boo!
Boo who!? Donβt cry itβs just a joke.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
I was audibly boo'd me after this one
Last night I was at a bar with a couple buddies and a girl I've been seeing (we'll call her Melissa). We're playing 2v2 pool and I'm on Melissa's team when my other buddy shoots and misses. Being fairly new to pool, Melissa perks up and says "Is it my turn?"
To which I said "That would be your cue" as I handed her her pool stick.
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︎ Jun 07 2015
I sang "Lola" at karaoke and was boo'd off stage
This Kink-shaming has to stop.
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︎ Jul 11 2016
Your bullying neighbor next door decided that the part of your yard with his favorite tree in it is his yard now? Oh, boo hoo...
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︎ Nov 02 2017
Just read that "Boo" is Australian Slang for 'to return'.
Because when you try to throw an ordinary merang, it doesn't work so well....
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︎ Dec 16 2015
Boo--bies Safe for work
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︎ Nov 06 2013
Honey Boo Boo
I told my dad how June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tags her photos "#4chins" he says "June is so rich, she has 4 chins. Get it? 4 chins... heh"
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︎ Jan 17 2014
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Where do you take some one who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Where do you take someone after a peak-a-boo accident?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Where do you take someone who was injured in peek-a-boo?
To the I-C-U.
Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Where do you go if you get hurt playing peek-a-boo?
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