He was a Poe source of information.
They’re outstanding in their field
They were caws for concern.
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
....most crows drank at home.
A caw-cophony!
B caws.
A caw-CAW-phony.
All he does is caw.
"CAW! CAW!"
Je ne sais paw
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Would you like to donate to my charity. Said the bird when landing on a tree above their heads
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What is it called? asked the man.
The bird looked them straight in the eyes and cawed four times.
The man and woman were very confused until the bird said.
- It's four good caws.
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?
Woman: Why should I?
Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW
Woman: What does that even mean?
Crow: Its four a good caws
I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.
I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.
And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.
It's Quid Pro Crow.
... probable caws.
"would you like to donate to my charity?" The woman replied, "Sure! What's it called?" The crow said, "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!" The woman probed, "Why is it called that?" The crow replied, "Enough with all these questions! It's four good caws."
Long distance caw
Because there is always another crow yelling, "Caw! Caw!"
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
It was my wake up caw.
If there's probably caws
A comma.
Because it has paws at the end of its caws.
Caw the Cawps!
Backstory - my daughter woke up this morning telling me about her nightmare - I was driving her down a road, and kept running over crows in the road, she would look back and would see crows mourning over their friends. We had to keep driving back and forth through the same road because we kept forgetting something at home, along the way running over more crows.
I told her this joke, she didn't think it was too funny. My other daughter thought it was funny though. Now she keeps walking around saying "Caaaaw the caaaaaawps" in a high crowy voice. I'll regret telling her the joke by the end of the day.
It was caws for alarm
There’s caws for alarm.
Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".
Because he was a "caw'n man"!
Probable caws.
If there’s probable caws
